A big cereal box with Dr. D on it

Dr. Demento© brand cereal

It snaps... it crackles... it pops... but don't touch that dial!

It's Dr. Demento© cereal, and yes, it stays crunchy, even in milk!

For a limited time only, get a free Dr. Demento© sound clip in each specially marked box of Dr. Demento© cereal! Collect all 50!

Just open up the box and dig down to the bottom for a free sample!

Other cool Dr. Demento© products are available at the rec.music.dementia homepage

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